Friday, April 21, 2006

Back in Vegas!

After accidentally taking off my shirt while going through security and possibly getting hit on by the female security worker this morning and then patted down by a not-so-friendly male security worker, I have made it home safe and sound.

Time for a much needed nap.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

San Diego Made Me Fat! Can I sue?

I got back last night from a super fun weekend trip to San Diego (and after getting lost, Tijuana, Mexico).

Number of meals consumed: at least 15 in 2.5 days...I stopped counting. I'm such a fat ass.

Realization of the weekend: The San Diego Ikea showroom is my dream home.

Another important realization: Mexico ROCKS!!!!! So do Cuban cigars!

Funniest part of the weekend: Accidentally ending up at a Mexican drag show with Michael Jackson.

Animal attack of the weekend: The big blue bird that tried to take Andy out at the San Diego Zoo.

Most over-used phrase of the weekend: "oh, me gusta!"

Other random highlights: beef jerky, mating flamingos, 20 bucks in Mexico, rooftop hot tubs, our names in lights at the Mexican border, and most importantly, seeing the world's largest upright thermometer in Baker. Good times. =)

Downsides of the weekend:
1) Waking up in my apartment in Tonopah this morning was just not as exciting as waking up in the luxurious Omni Hotel. Where's the pool? And my complimentary orange juice outside the door?

2) After eating pretty much non-stop all weekend, none of my pants fit any more =(